Bush and Cheney step down, Nancy Pelosi sworn in

November 2, 2008 by Joe · Leave a Comment 

No not really, scared the crap out of you though didn’t it.

Pat Dollard has Bush’s “resignation” speech up over at his site.

Here’s a snippet.

The reason I’m quitting is simple. I’m fed up with you people. I’m fed up because you have no understanding of what’s really going on in the world. Or of what’s going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let’s start local. You’ve been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media.

Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there’s increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

We face real threats in the world. Don’t give me this ‘blood for oil’ thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would’ve already seized Iraq’s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don’t give me this ‘Bush Lied…People Died’ crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could’ve easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be ‘discovered.’ Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.

You can go read the whole thing here. It’s a comedic piece of course, but the message is all too true.

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Biased Media Releases Biased Study On Iraq

January 23, 2008 by Joe · 1 Comment 

Well since the surge is working, and of course, you know its working because the mainstream media is not reporting on it — a new study was just released claiming that the Bush administration made misleading statements about Iraq in the two years following September 11, 2001.

According to this report:

The study concluded that the statements “were part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses.”

The study was posted Tuesday on the Web site of the Center for Public Integrity, which worked with the Fund for Independence in Journalism. White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said he could not comment on the study because he had not seen it.

The study counted 935 false statements in the two-year period. It found that in speeches, briefings, interviews and other venues, Bush and administration officials stated unequivocally on at least 532 occasions that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction or was trying to produce or obtain them or had links to al-Qaida or both.

I just love it when the liberal media attempts to re-write history. According to that article, and the bullshit study that was released its only “false statements” if they are said by a Republican.

Or maybe it really is such a vastly “orchestrated campaign,” that Dick Cheney and Halliburton sent robots back in time to the Clinton administration and replaced the Democrats with Halliburton controlled robots. I mean how else would you explain this…

If you seriously believe this blatantly biased “study,” you are either an idiot or a completely jaded liberal.

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Impeachment fever at an all-time high in Vermont

December 29, 2007 by Joe · 2 Comments 

It’s no surprise that this news is coming out of the state in which socialist forces have created the closest thing to a communist utopia you will find in the U.S. this side of a Hillary Clinton Presidency. A group in Brattleboro, Vermont is pushing to add a proposal to a town meeting agenda in March that would make President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney subject to arrest and indictment if they visit the southeastern Vermont community.

Leading the impeachment parade in Vermont is the raspberry beret wearing leftinista pictured to your left, Kurt Daims, 54, a retired machinist. According to the Castro look-a-like in the raspberry beret, “This petition is as radical as the Declaration of Independence, and it draws on that tradition in claiming a universal jurisdiction when governments fail to do what they’re supposed to do.

Vermont’s very own raspberry beret wearing Fidel Castro wannabe has been passing out documents that claim the community should acquire a “universal jurisdiction” to, you know, be above the law and impeach the President and Vice President without due process of the law, and no valid reason what-so-ever.

Hat tip: the Bashman

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