Hugo Chavez has run out of cocaine…

March 3, 2008 by Joe · Leave a Comment 

… and ordered Venezuela’s military to their border with Columbia, to get ready and retrieve some more for when Sean Penn comes back to visit.

Actually the communist piece-of-shit dictator of Venezuela has his panties all up in a bunch because the Columbian military did its job and killed a terrorist. Chavez, the terrorist loving scumbag that he is, did not like this because the dead terrorist was a fellow communist piece-of-shit.

President Hugo Chávez yesterday placed Venezuela on a war footing, sending thousands of troops and tanks to the border with Colombia after its neighbour killed a top rebel leader inside Ecuadorean territory.

“Mr. Defense Minister, move me 10 battalions to the border with Colombia immediately - tank battalions,” Mr Chávez boomed on his weekly television programme, Aló Presidente. He also placed the Venezuelan Air Force on standby for action.

“We do not want war”, said Mr Chávez, before adding that the slaying of rebel commander Raúl Reyes and Colombia’s incursion into Ecuadorean territory could not go unanswered. “I am putting Venezuela on alert and we will support Ecuador in any situation,” Mr Chávez said.

Mr Reyes, one of the Marxist Farc guerrillas’ most senior commanders, was killed on Saturday along with 16 other militants in a camp 1 mile inside Ecuadorean territory.

I predict, that nothing will happen. Its just a chance for Chavez to rattle his sabre and test the waters for possible future actions. It will probably end with the proverbial, Mexican standoff.

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