Osama -n- Whitney 4 ever?

August 21, 2006 by Joe

Whitney on Crack I just got home from work and wanted to watch Prison Break before I do anything, but thankfully I’ve got Tivo, because I just had to post this story.

According to Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims she was bin Laden’s sex slave for four months 10 years ago, Osama Bin Laden is, or at least was, obsessed with R&B Diva Whitney Houston.

“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

“Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly.

“How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

Apparently Osama was so infatuated with Whitney that he had dreamed of coming to America to meat her and planned to giver her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. In other news Osama isn’t a strict follower of Sharia law it appears as Ms. Boof also claims that she would come across copies of Playboy in his briefcase. I guess even evil Jihadists like to look at naked American women.

I don’t posses the photoshop skills of a Reuters photographer, so I can’t do it myself, but I hope Conan O’Brien has Osama & Whitney up on his next edition of if Celebrities mated.

:: Check out Hip Hop Republican, a great site where I first heard of this story.